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Tell me I'm not alone. No, this isn't THAT serious. Just a confession.

I have these CUTE pants, that I love. I first fell in love with them from this commercial:

I mean, Back in Black AND Audrey Hepburn? She could have been wearing baby seals and I would have wanted them. Ok, maybe not baby seals... SO Then I worked at the Gap and bought some. (employee discount! woowoop!) They are kind of on the tight side. They snap closed and let me tell you: No Give. When I'm standing, it's all good. But when I sit... HellOOOOOOOO jelly rolls. SO. I happen to unsnap them.. and leave them unsnapped.... all day. I know this is SICK but I also know someone out there does the same thing. Right? Right?? I know I'm not that crazy. But how creepy to know that someone you work next to... right now... might have his/her pants unbuttoned.

Posted by C.

2010

I've started a diet. It's not the new year yet so technically, it's not a new year's resolution so technically, it will last. I'm using Spark People to calculate the calories I intake and the calories I burn. By April, I should be 25 pounds lighter.

Here's how I usually diet: Go strong for a few weeks, lose 10 pounds, notice a difference so stop counting calories and working out. I can't do that this time! I must lose the 25 pounds!! I want to have a smokin bod and one that is conducive to makin babies. TMI? Oh, well, my blog! :)

I'm on day 2 and.. I have the dreaded migraine. Where my body does NOT know what just hit her. Yes, I just referred to my body as a her but that makes sense right? She's like, UM, you were JUST scarfing your face with Christmas goodies pumping me full of sugar and calories and now you're just giving me 1200?? PER DAY?? That's right body. Get used to it.

Here's to my non-new-years-resolution diet!

Posted by C